The Life I Could've Had
If I hadn't been so stupid.
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Martin: Jim. I've got a woman on the phone who says she's got some tweets from Anthony Wiener and wants to talk to us.
Jim: What are you telling me for?
Martin: Seniority.
Jim: Well I'm handing her off to the next most senior person. Kendra take the Wiener girl.
Kendra: Gary take the Wiener girl.
Gary: Tess.
Tess: Tamara.
Tamara: Uh we were hired as interns the same day!
Tess: I was hired in the morning. You were hired after lunch. Take the Wiener girl.
Tamara: Please don't make me take the Wiener girl.
Tess: Respect the seniority.
Tamara: Who do I have seniority over? Maggie. . .
Maggie: Can people still see me?
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"I know it seems like a story that only effects three hundred thousand people in Queens, but since there’s sex involved we can’t deny its national importance! Specially since we don’t know all or any of the facts!" — Mackenzie McHale
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"I grew up in a town outside a town outside Lincoln, Nebraska. My hometown was a road. I was a college freshmen before I even met a Democrat." — Will McAvoy
"We’re doing this whole broadcast on the fly. Will doesn’t have a rundown. It’s the EP’s first show and she’s got the whole thing in her head. She’s the only one who knows where we are going next. It’s a feat that requires incredible trust between the anchor and the EP." — Charlie Skinner
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Charlie: This is beautiful.
Don: I'm just sitting here Charlie. I'm watching the news.
Mackenzie: You've got to ask her why there's not contingency. Why is there no contingency?
Will: Nancy, why are we drilling three miles underwater when we don't have the technology to fix the worlds most predicable disaster?